QWERTY?

I guess it is a bit odd that I never really learned how to type. Oh I am fast. And accurate (sorta). But I only use 3 fingers with any regularity.

I need to learn to touch-type QWERTY. Yeah, Dvorak is cool, but the reality is most keyboards I encounter will be QWERTY, not Dvorak. So how does a geek go about finding a good way to relearn how to type like a normal human?