Woman (to the piercer): "He's always losing the jewelry in his PA..." (NSFW! Prince Albert)
Me: "That's gotta be hard to do..."
Woman: "He can't keep his hands off his dick. He's always playing with it. So much so that he rubbed the color off of his jewelry! Its a 00 [double-zero gauge] and expensive to replace. The balls are $45/each!"
Me: "I think you'd notice that falling down your pant leg..."
Pierced Man: "No, I have lost them at work, in the grass, everywhere. I never feel it, but I feel naked without it!"
A few things to note...
- Don't play with your cock so much, you might lose your expensive jewelry. Or rub the color off.
- People who play with their cock at work deserve to lose their jewelry. And their job.
- People who have a penchant for playing with their cock (ring), might want to try Loctite to ensure that they don't lose their jewelery. I'd hate to find a stray piece of body jewelry and have to find out where it came from.
- Even when in a piercing studio, I don't want to know about your cock ring. Keep it between you, your wife/girlfriend/SO and the piercer. Please. If I wanted to know, I'd have asked.
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