James, as usual, has some interesting stuff on his blog. I personally liked the Pizza Name story. While I don't have a long last name (Saxe, if you didn't know already), it is one that is notoriously difficult for people to hear correctly over the phone or spell correctly. So, I am one of the following:
Mr. Sex (hmm, nothing wrong with that one)
(I'm killing myself trying to remember what Chin-Chin II called me when they used to deliver Chinese food to my house...)
Although, my favorite still is from my ex-neighbor, Gary. Gary was a poor schlub who only wanted to go to work, make some money, come home and sit on the front stoop drinking a beer and watching the world go by. Preferably, he was drinkiing a beer that he came and got out of my fridge. Gary was a huge mooch. Anyway, to Gary I was "Mistuh Dean". Of course, that meant that Steph was "Mizzuz Dean".
This was a common conversation:
"Hey there Mistuh Dean!"
"Mistuh Dean, you got $20 I can borrow 'til Friday" (I replied no, even though I had $500+ in cash on me from my roommate's rent!)
Ah, yes, I have fond memories of living in East Atlanta... but at least I didn't have to deal with a crazy HOA.